The Sleep Fairy is No Longer Getting a Christmas Card

Ok...wide awake at 5 am.  something is wrong with this picture. Is this what happens when you don't go out and drink on a Friday and Saturday night??? The sleep fairy f*cks you and basically says "you don't get any fairy dust to help you sleep tonight...you don't need it like all the other drunk bastards or functioning alcoholics do!".  Well sleep fairy...you are no longer on my Christmas card list...hope you're happy.