Going Green

Dear Morrisville power lines,

The first 30 minutes of the power outage was fun! It's been a long time since I had a candlelight dinner and have had a reason to get a full 8 hours of sleep...and I really didn't feel like doing my income taxes anyway. But now it's going on the 17th hour and it's getting a bit ridiculous. Everyone is smelly, as you know, we have no hot water; the food is spoiling in the fridge and we can't even cook it cuz the stove is part of your evil little scheme as well as it's electric. I'm not certain if it's colder inside the house or outside. I mean for goodness sake, I'm at the point where I'm hoping I run into Ashton Kutcher so he can tell me I've been Punk'd...and I'm really not a big fan of him.  Seriously power lines, can you please stop kidding around and come back on?!? The joke is over!

Sincerely,

Glori

PS: If you don't quit messing around, I'm so gonna install a solar panel. :)